Muthu Oh Muthu!

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER

Interviewer: "What is your birth date?"

Muthu : "13th October."

Interviewer : "Which year?"

Muthu : "Every year."

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .

"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"

Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O- X."

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP

After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"

Wife: "No! Why?"

Muthu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. .. that's why."

Wife : ?????????

MUTHU & TOURIST

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...

Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here."

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"

The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.

Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.

Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!

But the cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."

MUTHU & DRIVER

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.

Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.

Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.

Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.

Muthu pointed towards the signboard

" WASH BASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART

Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"

Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. "

Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ . the funniest...

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???

Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

Otak Si Rempit

Pada suatu hari, seorang mat rempit yang aktif dalam perlumbaan haram telah mendapat habuannya. Kemalangan itu begitu ngeri hingga sebatang besi telah tercucuk di kepalanya. Menurut doktor, jika besi itu tidak terkena otak, pelajar itu mempunyai harapan untuk diselamatkan. Mendengar penjelasan doktor itu, bapa kepada mangsa berkenaan berkata, "Dia akan selamat kerana besi itu pasti tidak dapat terkena otaknya. "Doktor yang kagum dengan keyakinan si bapa ini terus bertanya, "Bagaimana pak cik boleh begitu yakin hingga perkataan isya'Allah pun pakcik tak sebut?" Sampuk si bapa, "Masakan besi itu boleh mengenai otaknya kerana dia memang TAK ADA OTAK! Kalau dia ada otak, tentu dia tak buat kerja gila lagi merbahaya ni! Buat abis duit aku jer anto belajor!"

Hahaha...so...jangan la jadi manusia yang tak berOTAK! Fikir-fikirkan, selamat beramal ;)

Jenayah Membawa Padah...

Pernah dicuri kereta? Motor? Basikal? Hmm...jika pernah pasti sesuatu yang memeritkan bukan? Bagi yang belum pernah, adalah dinasihatkan supaya berhati-hati. Jangan dah terhantuk baru terngadah. 2 hari yang lalu kereta housemate aku dikebas orang. Dia parking kat bawah rumah around 3 pagi then esok tengah hari nak kuar lunch tengok-tengok kereta dah takde. Tak buang masa, aku bawak dia pegi IPD Kajang buat police report. Lebih kurang 2 jam dekat situ, kami balik rumah dan sambil-sambil tu masing-masing still blur atas apa yang dah berlaku. Pelik~ parking pukul 3 pagi, pukul 4-6 pagi orang dah mula kuar pegi keja (those yang private sector). So, masa bila dia cilok kereta tu?? Yang pasti...that person mesti gila babi terror bab-bab curi kereta nih. Alarm tak bunyi, enjin pun tak dengar, tau-tau kereta dah takde kat tempat parking tuh. Fuyoo!! Ngeri aku dibuatnya. 'Patah kaki' jugak la takde kereta...macam mana nak pegi keja? Kelas? Hmm...kesian betul kat housemate aku sorang nih. Dah la nak dekat Deepavali...kereta pulak kena kebas dek orang! Sial betul mamat yang cilok kereta tu!! So Jern, kalau ko baca blog ni aku harap ko banyak-banyak bersabar ya. Pasni kita pegi beli Civic baru okay? (aku tau ko nak keta baru!!) haha! Bagi yang lain-lain, jaga la kenderaan anda betul-betul. Pastikan setiap langkah keselamatan telah dipraktikkan dengan betul. Chiow!!

Satisfaction!

Benny Benassi is an Italian disc jockey and producer of eurodance/electronic music. Satisfaction was the first single of his debut album Hypnotica. Enjoy guys~